However, I do sincerely feel like I can't justify paying over a certain price (twenty bucks) for a pair of shorts. My reasoning's something like this: except a pair of shorts, I mean the short shorts variety, is in itself a fashion statement — which let's face it, is usually less than 15% of the time — it just shouldn't be that expensive. Now, since it is not a fashion statement, it is merely a piece of fabric to protect my derrière and uphold my arbitrary claim to decency — or I'd sooner find myself trying to convince an officer of the law of my sanity, especially if I'm more than three feet from any semblance of a beach.
So you see, twenty bucks it is.
(Luisa Via Roma). That'll be harder to pull off. Haha. God save the queen me.
Meanwhile, I'll start scouring for the yummiest shorts of the season.
Best for today's remembrance holiday.
PS. Dear Luisa, could you make the customs process a tad easier.
Thanks, your lover.